My prescription was -6.25, and POST-LASIK I now see 20/15. Couldn’t be more thrilled.
More like Nelson Hurtin’, Jr.
No biggie.
Another season like the last one and Pablo Sandoval’s career belts out taps.
Creamed corn, maybe.
Please tell me he dunks on people and then screams, “Meet your Maker!”
CURMUDGEON ALERT: Cincinnati should still play the very first game, even if it’s only five minutes earlier than the other games, as in days of yore.
If you’re ever at the Three Legged Dog, on the corner of Conti and Burgundy in New Orleans, there is one thing you must not do. You can have a blast. You can drink all the 2-for-1 beer you can handle. You can get to know the fun and engaging bartenders. You can silently judge an off-duty stripper who’s drowning her…
The best takes are hot AND fresh. Just like this one.
Baylor’s longstanding athletic department motto: Ignorance is Bliss.
There you are. :-)
Do celebrities have a celebrity cheat list?
Frank’s Red Hot!
With time, I will progress even more and I will be more mature to score even more goals.
Everybody’s a Critic.
Jerry Sandusky: <waits for pile to form, jumps on top>
USMNT, or as I call them...
As a Political Director/PAC Manager, I only wonder why they haven’t given to the others.
I live on the first floor of a walk up, and the woman in the basement apartment below me is a massive bitch. So every time I piss off of my balcony at 3 o’clock in the morning, it’s like I’m saying YOU ARE MY TOILET.