As in, Yeah! Up all night trying to figure out where $115 million is going to come from!

Is it worth bothering to dream?

He had the cursed locker, which means this is really all about the Browns. They brought this shit to Baltimore with them, man.

And now the league enters the tobacco companies stage of their history. It’s the one where they acknowledge the elephant in the room, which has become too utterly enormous for even the NFL to dismiss, but they’ll begin to shout WHAT ABOUT OTHER FACTORS YOU COULD HAVE BUMPED YOUR HEAD SOME OTHER WAY NOT OUR FAULT.

My money’s on the Cal State-Bakersfield Roadrunners.

SAVE THE WOMEN ESPECIALLY AJ McCARRON’S WIFE I’M GONNA GIVE HER A FACIAL I PLAY EVEN HARDER IN THE SECOND HALF

(I prefer to think that they’ve only held hands and she’s never even seen his ding-a-ling.)

Kasich mentioned Woody Hayes, but wouldn’t a guy who punched an opposing player for intercepting a pass have endorsed Trump?

How many times does Herschel Walker get to vote?

Trump, toilet retrieval

Whatever man get two lady “pole vaulters” to make out in front of him and he’ll spooge further than he can run.

Deny Victory to Cleveland

See, now I kinda feel like terrible basketball games should have a soundtrack instead of fourth rate announcers.

regretting taking on the young Swede right about now.

Ah, the Marion Barry defense. A time honored classic.

I’m a big Northfield person. Dig Northfield.

Man, he knows this year ain’t gonna pan out. He knows that. Plus, he’s on the wrong side of 30, and who knows when the mileage on his legs is gonna catch up to him. He’s worried that it’s all over but the Kobe-ing.

I am a yucky person with gross combination skin. Dermalogica Special Cleansing Gel is the only thing that doesn’t leave parts of my skin as either a barren wasteland or a cesspool of grease.

Given that he’s left-handed, are we allowed to refer to this as, “crafty”?