I’ll love this team until the day I die, but I swear to God the Ryan brothers are headed for a wife swap, only to realize Ed Reed has had both women multiple times.

“What, my career?”

The one with the dog sniffing the guy reminded me of The Big Lebowski. A fucking goldbricker.

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

Hey! That TV station stole the graphics I designed on my Commodore 64!

There’s plenty to blame James Hardy for as it is. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be in a mental facility after being deemed unfit to stand trial on felony charges.

So referees flop in order to protest players flopping. The NBA could actually benefit from this technique.

Almost sounds like a Joey Freshwater thing, if this site somehow has Outkick the Coverage crossover despite the enmity between Deadspin and Clay Travis (as well as the obviously different target audiences).

Gun to my head, and I HAVE to vote for one but not the other, I go with Bonds. He had so many amazing pre-PED seasons, like in his Pittsburgh iteration, whereas McGwire didn’t have as many league-leading type years before his ‘roid thing.

Maybe Tim Raines will get in, and I can have faith in humanity for this first time since...uh...never mind. Anyhoo maybe Tim Raines will get in!

I got my Masters at Marquette and attended a couple Packers games, so I have a general notion of what you mean. Great minds, huh?

As a native of Western New York, I’ve often wondered when we would collectively achieve Peak Buffalo. This must be it, and if not I don’t want to know about it.

Now you know where Frank Reich got the slogan for Jim and Chuck’s.

Can you not challenge on grounds of a leading question?

I cannot imagine what it must be like to be a high school principal...and have that NOT be the worst thing that happens to you professionally.

It’s never the ass you would have chosen. It’s literally NEVER the one you kind of wanted to see.

Considering the state of the Redskins’ field, this is hardly the first time they’ve associated with astroturfing.

Actually, that’s precisely what the jury said to him.

In fairness, up until that point it was shofar, so good.

COME ONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! <cuts to Papa John’s pizza deal>