One advantage I had in high school was the good ol’ Polaroid my folks had stashed in the closet. I’d take instant photos of where things were and then use the pics to replace it all item for item. That’s as close as I came to doing anything vaguely intelligent in high school.

A classic come from behind victory.

When Mike Carey reviews and confirms the call, you instantly know it’s wrong. I wish I were kidding. He’s like bizarro Pereira.

Do these have to be kid stunts? I was a meek adolescent, but my adulthood stories are alright.

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Am I the only one who thought Nantz was gonna reappear post-dump and have some cheesy line to describe it?

If Evita could be transformed into a Madonna

You’ve made an enormous mistake with your selection of party quarterbacks.

Asa member of Prime, I was able to get the razor deal as a stand alone for $9.99. No add-ons needed.

Asa member of Prime, I was able to get the razor deal as a stand alone for $9.99. No add-ons needed.

It’s nice to have this right above the Fuck Off, Kobe piece as kind of a point-counterpoint.

Now whose bright idea was it to revive SMU’s program after their death penalty?

THINK BLUE MARTINI

—Benedict Arnold

Next man up.

Manziel declined to comment on the photos/video of him out in Austin, saying he hadn’t seen them

5 things we learned from the Falcons’ hardcore porn-medium core porn win over the Colts.

Like he’s the only college kid with Dadi issues.

How is “We’re in the phone book” any better of a tagline than “We’re on Google”?

Football Outsiders says their odds of making the playoffs at all are just 2.2%:

If bein’ afraid is a crime we’ll hang side by side.