Downeaster Alexa: A New Englander’s Adventure with Amazon Echo

You might say they’re selling like hot takes.

Barrett: I’m the quarterback of Ohio State.

Seriously, I need to give you a 10% commission for designing my apartment. Your role as my interior designer increases yet again. I’m living in Home by Shep at this point.

Seriously, I need to give you a 10% commission for designing my apartment. Your role as my interior designer…

Brohio: HOW CAN THERE BE FIFTH THIRDS, MAN? MAYBE IF IT WERE THIRD OF A FIFTH OR THREE FIFTHS OR <splat>

We must have been parking in the wrong lot...since 1978. I’ve been attending games there since I was four, and I swear to God all I ever see is people tailgating in a relatively normal fashion. I feel like a bigger moron than all of these people for missing all this shit for multiple decades.

This feels like a Jezebel answer with too much personal back story.

716-852-KIDS

As an 11 year old in Buffalo when this was released, I immediately took up drugs upon seeing it.

Charlie Brown is always a loser, Lucy is always angry, and Snoopy is always the mischievous rapscallion.

Literally, I own SO much stuff because of you. Thank you for posting all these awesome deals. That said, I wish I didn’t have to call it Alexa. I want to call it, “Biznuts”.

Literally, I own SO much stuff because of you. Thank you for posting all these awesome deals. That said, I wish I…

Nothing says expansion like announcing the “starters”...all of whom left the ice in the next 45-60 seconds (sans netminder).

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

“What the hell do you have against us?”

Sometimes, I just don’t know how to feel after reading Deadspin. I just. Don’t. Know. How. To. Feel.

Mine is earning the respect of people I disrespect.

I just walked down to the corner store to buy candy corn, but they were completely sold out of it. And you know why? BECAUSE EVERYBODY DIGS CANDY CORN AND YOU ARE HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER THAT’S FUCKING WHY.

What’s the big surprise? You can tell he works blue just by looking at him.

Now we know why they’re called the Hogs.