Oh Hatey McLife was fuckin’ awesome. So was fat-leaveher.

Who has been your favorite commenter over these ten years? Some of the guys from the first 3-4 years were otherworldly. I still envy the ability to craft jokes of that magnitude.

Actually, fuckhead, we’re 10th in attendance, so right around the top third. And most of the things we do on Capitol Hill are miles beyond your comprehension.

I’ve been a season ticket holder for all ten years of the team’s existence in Washington. Even as we sat though 100 loss seasons in 100 degree weather, nothing has been more demoralizing than this year. The expectations were so sky high, and then the team as a whole has underperformed dramatically. Maybe the players…

In fairness, Kansas did lose at home to South Dakota State, and isn’t truth always a valid defense against libel and slander?

I was a little imprecise with my alleged charge there. Good point.

Sports torts are notoriously difficult to prove, because the violence must not be specific to the nature of the sport in question (i.e., a hockey player who gets slammed especially hard into the boards has no claim, since the act of playing that sport involves a certain assumption of risk).

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For every crucial 4th down in Packers playoff history, the defense prepares for the down with the same mindset and effort only rivaled by the 1916 Cumberland Football team.

That doesn’t stop Tony in Cheektowaga from thinking we’re going to the Super Bowl this year.

After you make a wonderful comment like this, and you read the subsequent replies, it’s all about the difference(s) between us and them.

I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here, and just live with getting wiped off the face of the earth by other commenters.

Sure, they’re good. They’re very good. But on a massively important play, you never know when they’re gonna pull a classic Ole Miss move and just completely ruin everything.

Drew, I understand all this. Ok? I do. But for Chrissake, spend ONE WEEKEND in New Orleans. Have dinner at Commander’s Palace, hit up Frenchmen St. for a while, eat a beignet or two. And besides, they have more than enough bars featuring drunk and depressed people with no live music, like the Three Legged Dog. Come…

You know what the Jets have in common with the Browns, today’s other LOL team? Aaron Glenn, now Cleveland’s assistant DB coach.

Our all time best Quarterback was borrowed from Green Bay.

If the circus is stronger than the players, perhaps the players are the circus.

Do you enjoy any of our work, or are commenters just a necessary evil?

He’s just emphasizing the importance of a nuclear family.

Indefinitely?!?!? For pooping in my pants?!?!?