was on the staff of the Texas Revolution

There’s something I just can’t get past regarding the possibility of Chris Christie becoming President of the United States: He’s sitting in a room, directly across from some other world leader, and when the other head of state says something, Christie uses his hand to make the universally acknowledged “jerk off…

Weakness: Grindr

Perhaps Amy Pascal’s greatest crime was failing to prevent this film from ever existing at all.

I have a question regarding the 5 pm drinking standard:

What, can’t his father come up with some random, made-up, unsanctioned magic bullet that no one else believes in?

Ricky Bones

Gregg Jefferies

I’m not a parent, so maybe I’m just ignorant on these matters, but...perhaps the adult could have put down the phone and removed the dog from the child’s backside? Or no?

And put in your Hall plug
Put on your Skechers
You know where to put the cork

Who’s dick game is A1

“Hey, maybe we can compile all these free pictures and sell a $25 Book of Dudaronomy!”

Robin Ficker, a visitor from Maryland, said he taunted the bear for crashing the glass even more awkwardly than Kwame Brown.

Shouldn’t he be patting himself on the head at the same time?

While a few of those programs did exist while you were there, the extent to which they were your doing is roughly equivalent to the extent to which the Astros can claim their streak of wins this year is the result of switching to a new fabric softener.

“Wiedeman is a regular contributor to The New Yorker...”

Still over(re)acting.

Their logos have gotten progressively worse since the franchise left Buffalo.

I have to say, ass eating is apparently to this age what pissing was to the 90’s. First, no one was doing it and everyone thought it was gross. And then suddenly, it was everywhere.

Also, why do they have assassin names, where you use all three instead of just first and last?