NO, I WILL NOT OFFER LOSSES BELOW REPLACEMENT THIS YEAR! I WILL OFFER WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT, GODDAMNIT!!!!!

According to Pro Football Reference, this is akin to retiring the number of Barry Sanders (and 5 other HOFers with similar careers). So...yeah! And I apologize for not thinking of Tomlinson as being on that level, but the data says what the data says.

She is truly a tool of ignorance.

This is good, but not as good as if biathlon involved the participants playing paintball instead of target shooting.

What’s next, the guy shows an article demonstrating his shrewdness in discovering Rin Tin Tin?

Yeah sorry I fucked up my math. Stupid Sunday morning malaise.

For the Rowdies, I guess soccer really was a kick in the grass.

Thanks for giving Cubs fans something they won’t shut up about 115 years later.

Part of me wonders if this hour has 22 minutes.

So what if it didn’t count? This is impressive as hell.

Performance fart?

No concerted effort to skip the event? It’s really underhanded of Cishek to suggest that.

Why don’t they name it Lou Brick and trade it for Ernie Broglio?

Barry Foster.

Álvarez told HBO after the fight that he looks forward to taking on GGG, which everyone should be very very excited about.

Oh good Christ.

I’m going to cheat just a tad (or a lot): Bills=hiring John Butler to begin with. Looking at our 1994 draft, it’s easy to see why the team descended so quickly and thoroughly after the Bill Polian years:

Say what you will, but I firmly believe Drew wrote this column with Easterbrook’s impaled head on a stake right next to his desk.

Mardi Gras. I was 34. I wound up having hemorrhoids. Two inside, two outside.

What could possibly be better about his name, unless it were Addison Sheffield?