Gennett is a pathetic excuse for a bather

Isn’t it really anti-social media at this point?

More like Steve Pre-madonna.

If you think Hannity is self-aware enough to know his own audience. And if you think Hannity is as thrilled to be hated as he is to be loved, because it’s all just clicks and revenue when examined from Clay’s perspective.

Look, it doesn’t make me happy to write this, OK? In fact, it makes me somewhat unhappy. I’ve been reading Outkick here and there for some time, and this is what I have to say: Clay’s audience falls into two groups: (a) those who think this type of “Husband at the Masters” article is spot-on; and (b) those who…

“I did Bill & Tom a favor not the other way around cunt.”

When you're in the concession line, for Christ's sake look up at the menu so you're ready to order when it's your turn. Do NOT wait until you get to the front, then thoughtfully stroke your chin while murmuring to no one in particular, "Now...what...do...I...want...?"

75% of WHAT business is conducted that far out in the sticks?!?!?

I sometimes eat beereal (Miller High Life on Rice Krispies).

Napoleon Defiance: I don't even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, proper dunking skills. Referees only want players who have great skills.

At the very end, didn't it almost happen again to the selfsame motherfuckers who pulled the stunt in the first place? And then they were like, OH THE IRONY OF OUR IRONY WE MUSTN'T MILL ABOUT and then they finally scurried back.

(Or 50 pounds of barbecue and some leftover money.)

Hey man I'm an LSU fan, too (I know, incongruous with Buffalo). Remember that time Kentucky did it...but we beat them on the Devery Henderson hail mary?

...why don't people rush the field after a professional sports team wins?

Can we have, "The Worst Way They Found Out You Cheated"?

I've been reading Deadspin too long. As soon as this occurred, I literally thought, that'll show up on Deadspin in the next couple hours.

Rovell: Baez signed ball & scarf

Mindfulness works really well for me. It gets me out of my depressed thoughts and into a state of, "Well, here's what I can accomplish/enjoy in this moment " and the pain takes a back seat.

they are now sending power forward Serge Ibaka to New York for a knee procedure

That's odd; I thought of Clowney's career as being more snake bit.