One may wish to view his Tiny Desk Concert, featuring equally disproportionate rage.

Only 40 minutes in college and no 3 point line back then, remember.

I'd have reversed it. I think Fowler is better in studio and Davis is a superior play by play man.

I'm sorry, but the Emmitt Smith section of Jamboroo is kind of the same as the Ickey Conundrum. You could let that overdone joke go and the quality of the overall column would be just as high/higher.

I was literally listening to Part II A when I clicked on Deadspin and saw this article. This album is an incredible odyssey from start to finish, and it's impossible to feel the same way when you've reached the end as you felt at the beginning. Just sort of transports you to a different place.

Growing up outside of Buffalo, this was my Local Piss. Upon entering college, I enjoyed learning which brands people from other regions considered their Local Piss. One day, I would like to open a bar called Local Piss, which serves...well, you get the idea.

"That plane is scaring me!"

Standing w @Seahawks as they walk thru tunnel and one says most relevant media here and we talk to Melissa Stark.

See, this is why I never wanted to go to clubs except to hang out with friends or entertain a woman I was already dating. It literally seems like one of the worst possible places to meet women, with far more bad outcomes than good ones for everyone involved. I don't want to unwittingly do something skeevy/gross or…

I went to law school in Cleveland, and became a huge fan of their Eliot Ness. Then again, I'm biased in favor of amber beers to begin with. I also liked Dortmunder a great deal; the Ness offering was just a little more up my alley.

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There aren't many modern athletes who, despite being far better compensated, are as warm, enthusiastic, and grateful as Mr. Banks was. Rest in peace, sir.

I prefer The Jizzard of Oz, but I see what you're saying.

Eh, not much of a facial. Don't get me wrong man I'm not like Super Huge Jizz Blaster or anything but that was kinda sorry by porn standards. Just an observation.

Not sure why she invited Seth Rogen over to begin with.

"How do you even ponder passing?"

I know so much about him, I thought his name was Jim Tom Sula. Like some character out of a Dan Jenkins novel.

Hey lay off Publius, man. He just wanted a playoff at least equally energetic with the one proposed to the attainment of a championship.

Oh! I thought you were saying that the Cosby pic is what Bieber looks like before Photoshopping. My bad.

"A Gronking to Forget", by Rashaan Melvin