Perhaps Beaver Cleaver will pipe in, for example.

"At least he passed something."

I want a Fathead of this.

Knicks: You want the pipe?

Hey now, no flipping!

I stayed at a B&B in Mississippi one time. Being a liberal northern Jew, I was quite pleased to dig into the savory breakfast that had been set before us...right up until the woman next to me, a total stranger, SLAPPED my hand and scolded, "We ain't said grace!!!"

What, no Biebs?!? No Biebsketball, or Biebs eating mad pavement on his skateboard this morning as girls coo, "OMG I LOVE HIS HAIR"?

How the fuck did I not go with pukekkake?

Oh, like this would even qualify as part of my barfkkake collection. Pathetic.

If you think this is good, you should see your own video of Biebs like TORCHING motherfuckers.

"I enjoy this porn. I'm going to favorite it."

Ways of seeing a murder-suicide, ranked...

I love you, you're perfect, don't change.

More like "The Lynah Feeble".

A question best asked in reverse: is sportsmanship now poor competitiveness?

Thanks for giving me flashbacks to my Skull and Bones initiation, Samer.

As a lifelong Bills fan, I think you could have removed the first word of this headline.

Now how the hell do you walk up to someone and say, "Hi, I'm Dick Cass"? Really? Isn't that an optimal situation to choose Rich as your preferred first name abbreviation?

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"I'd cut David Moyes"