How is this not a Photoshop contest?

Somewhere, Don Ho weeps.

Whatever, man...he STILL wears Axe Gold.

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Shouldn't those bags read, "Lose Dixie"?

HUNTER PENCE WEARS AXE GOLD

PLEASE let it be Elin Woods and Amy Mickelson.

Back where I came from, we'd be better off with $100 colts at Bills training camp.

I always took the Anchorman joke as a take off of Sandler's Big Daddy joke. That's, uh, quite a heritage.

Chicago's own Michael Crichton would have noted the venom business that led to the grave descent of 82 victims of these wretched terminal men.

You can read the soccer blog thingy if you want, but scroll down a touch further for BJ's and Tittttttttt-taaaayyyyys.

Sure thing, Facebook.

Zelous Wheeler...is that someone who despises people who don't own cars?

Doesn't it actually make him more of a bag of dicks/a bigger bag of dicks?

Uh oh! They're starting to...Metastasize!!!

Andy Moog skated straight off the ice without participating in the classic post-series handshake. To this day, I still firmly believe that Andy Moog is a terrible person in literally every single aspect of his entire life, and nothing can dissuade me from that opinion.

It's still a pretty good painting, except for the man with the bullhorn screaming, "THIS ISOLATIONIST HAS THREE FAMILIES AND HATES JEWS!"

She may be a lot of things, including beyond my reach, but pure of heart is not one of them.

CHRIST, I would love to fuck Martha Stewart. Always wanted to. Always.

Part of my issue is, what if a team makes a questionable/poor draft pick? If the pundits wouldn't have guessed that a given player would be chosen by a certain team with a certain pick, were they necessarily "wrong" if that player doesn't pan out? Maybe they were actually right, in the sense that the guy was a bad…