Dad: <shakes up baby>

I once lost a bet and had to eat raw Spam straight from the canister (or whatever that thing is called). Just violently revolting.

Uh...OK. Facebook commenter?

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As a native of Buffalo, the chance that they will stop saying "yous guys" is about as good as the chance that they'll quit saying "pop". Essentially zero. Oh and also not showering after a workout could lead to a yeast infection so solid call on that one.

My kickball problem wasn't that I screwed too many chicks; it's that I was mocked for drawing too many walks. Oh, God...I just now realized what an immense dick I must seem like to everyone who has ever met me. BUT THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A QUALITY AT BAT, GUYS!

Wouldn't it be weird if that were also true of the $1 billion prize?

Final four hours leave Celtics confused, enraged about Bias.

Maybe I'm cynical about sex from living in DC for too long, but this matters...why? Who would bother to give a fuck about this, Bill Self(ie) or otherwise?

I presume these young webcam chicks are referred to as "dickbait"?

"Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld / So I can sigh eternally," Kurt Cobain once sang, noting that a singer must die.

Forecast looks decent, though.

His Alabama teammates have some great stories about good ol' Blue Dress.

Greg Abbott Eats It, Cannot Get Up or Finish, And Has To Adopt

"This photo of dick is vital art."

When I lived in Milwaukee, Ozzie Guillen was still an active player. I sat one row above the White Sox dugout at County Stadium, and every time Guillen emerged, I would scream, "COME ON, PEACHES!" Or, "YOU CAN DO IT, PEACHES!" All. Game. Long. In the eighth inning, he shouts incoherently at me from the on deck circle,…

I seriously wonder what they'd do if/when New Orleans gets to host it again. Don't allow people to walk in from their hotels in the Quarter/CBD? Prevent fans from accessing the stadium via street car? Shut off or severely curtail I-10 access? Not every stadium is laid out like this one; some are deeply immersed in…

Where's Hockey Night in Canada, both old and new?

My favorite American characteristic is jingoism, so I LOVE this. Where's the Harley and the apple pie and shit?

+1 questionable Laureate