So you have the best awful husband, as well as the worst great husband.

Why do I feel so hurt that my story didn't make it? God, how sad is that?

I live in DC, so it might also be us: everybody

Top: Before it went into your system

"a pretty typical preseason unit meeting for him..."

Let's see what else the Tonys had to say about it:

Well this particular example is an, um, interesting interpretation of class.

Wait...you seriously think THIS was an "asshole" thing to say? Seriously?!?!? Out of all the things written on Deadspin, you called out this?!? I'm not mad; just amazed.

That is literally the saddest family portrait I have ever seen. In most of them, the people involved usually bother to feign happiness for a brief, fleeting moment. These people are like, "We suck, our lives suck, our outfits suck, and the picture sucks. This sucks."

"...humber 8."

The models are allowed to talk?

Is there a field that's the opposite of public relations? Public alienation?

I thought there were no cameras allowed at St. Jetersburg?

Murderer's Rod

The Phallus that Ruth Built

Uh...ok. Way to take DUAN seriously.

You sound like that chick I tried and failed to fuck in high school.

In hockey fights, the combatants take way too many head shots. Body blows would make the man crumble, and THEN you could land ferocious uppercuts. I grant that hockey fights are 30 seconds instead of 12 rounds, but couldn't the strategy just be an abbreviated version?

That's roughly the level of excitement that I typically associate with the state of Misery Missouri.

About three more years, and it'll be time for Haden to enter menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com