With gift ideas like these, Tailgate Toss is hardly the only way to get cornholed.

"I hope you get rapped"

Uh...I was gonna vote no until watching this. Then I voted yes, but I also voted yes on metaphor lessons for the newscast voiceover person.

How does Pantone not sponsor this?

A sequence of Chaïm Soutine works. So what?

"Silky Johnson" is actually a nickname given to me by the layyyy-dayyyys, if you know what I mean.

Bob Filner escaped, but only as far as Los Angeles?

Huh. Maybe Dexter Manley was better off during those decades when he didn't know how to read. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

This is a great choice at #1. Amazing finale to an outstanding series. The Larry Sanders Show didn't just entertain me; it gave me a clinic on how comedy works.

Didn't we have enough of that in NFL Europe/World League of American Football?

So if London gets an NFL team, they can't be called the Monarchs, right? I don't want to litigate the revolution all over again.

Actually, MULTIPLE conferences are better than the B1G, Finn.

Damn, when did Ellen Page get to be 79 years old?!?!? She's not still with that Michael Cera, is she?

As Flacco confided in Ray Lewis, "If you listened to my first son's cries, a lot of them didn’t even make sense."

As a Fox newbie, Clay Travis had to expect a certain amount of hazing.

A "nerd" who went to community college? Invalid nerd.

This WILL be a Photoshop contest, right?

When your BAC would lead the National League in hitting, that's REALLY getting after it.

I'm mostly bothered by the fact that he routinely presents her as this beauty to end all beauties. And she turns out to be a leather bag with a schnozz?