No...this is definitely more of a GOP thing to say.

Have you considered writing a "Shouts and Murmurs" for The New Yorker?

Sooo...some people didn't despise and resent summer camp? How the mediocre people were always in charge, for no reason other than being older than us? Being told what to do by provincial dipshits? I have to admit, I've never even contemplated that some people might have enjoyed it.

"Obviously, we have no idea what happened with the marriage."

I'm from Buffalo, and I can tell you that we would lose that game to Miami by an enormous margin.

For the last time, they don't know how fuckin' old Satchel Paige was!

Deadspin > Grantland (obviously), but Katie Bakes > Barry on stuff like this.

No highs no lows, must be...

Very nice.

Buffalo DUAN: Let me know if you want to join up to watch the Bills get Tebowned on Saturday. Free Jim Kelly Club ticket. Yeah, I'm aware this is awkward, but my old man wants me to account for the pair, not just a single.

That's true...last night was kinda "gray" for Colt.

You want originality? Find a dude who doesn't use Ron fucking Franklin for an avatar.

I started a Yes cover band called No.

At least Shaq asked, which is more than we can say for Kobe.

Sure, there was an unsavory, leather jacket-clad character hanging around Norwood's locker. Too bad it was just Olbermann getting ready for Sports Night.

You suck, Rice. Like Tommy Hitchcock could carry Devereux Milburn's bridle. Imbecile.

Having that word whispered to him just before showtime was also how Quagmire knew which character would get his own show.

This reminds me of the time new commenters asked A.J. for a special "Facebook Day" on Deadspin.

Advice from a Nats fan: If they hire Jim Bowden, riot.

That's not the reason I usually call your wife, but ok.