Yes! We win!

A Little Deuce Coupe was Brian Wilson's custom machine. Case closed.

@AzureTexan: I was more compelled by the sexual adventures of Ensign, John.

@Achiever: There cannot possibly be more oral sex than there is on JDate.

Why did the Cleveland Indians feel compelled to ask their fans if they're Jewish?

@TeamBlacula: Beats Anal Roberts University. Trust me.

@Gottliebs Cards: Very nice. You're underrated.

As a method pitchman, Plimpton became a pixelized pinch hitter named Lenny, then wrote about it in "The Harris Review".

Knute Rockne used to speak in that quick staccato because it didn't give him time to stutter. Will might wanna Gipper up and give that one a try.

Because nothing says party like the team that mastered the trap.

Yes, I'll renew for my seventh year of season tickets. Then I'll continue removing my lower intestine by hand one painstaking inch at a time.

@Dandy Koufax: Superb. +1 blown primary lead.

"I honked my horn at one point as to say 'Hey someone is here watching you' as an escalation deterrent".

@Tulos_Mullet: Good thing his prayers to the Aqua Buddha were answered.

"Granted we can't believe what comes out of his mouth..."

Am I the only one who wouldn't mind reading about drunken hookup success from time to time?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I was a Michel Goulet man, myself.

@EggoROYffle: And then Salisbury showed the kid a photo of his steak.

@sukkerpunch: I'm worried that Comment Ninjas are going to get sick of our Karen Sypher jokes very, very soon.

What's the big deal? There were WAY more balls on my face during my first day of work.