@Jayhawk Marley: +1 Timbit for you, sir.

Shoulda been you, Dave Niehaus.

@whiskerbrisket: It was truly a walk off balk.

Howard Beale will be staying at UTN, and no, I didn't get it from Network.

"Cause for PRIDE, is more like it!"

There's one epic move THIS Mike Stanton will probably never accomplish.

Yet another black eye for the Golden Tate Warriors.

@Armen Tamzarian: You better check yorself before you wreck yourself.

Tebownic Plague

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Says the guy who's constantly stealing chicks away from me at the Cubs game by mentioning Doug Dascenzo!

@Armen Tamzarian: Culinary and comedic perfection.

Sometimes, I just want to give you a hug and tell you to love yourself.

@two81three30: No, that's actually quite good.

Can I have a star if I get Allison Meyers to plan the next Pants Party?

@InsaneKingPosse: The fine supporters of Ed Rendell had their work cut out for them winning reelection the last time around.

@Peter Nincompoop: I'm a native of B-flow, so that's why I chose that locale...free place to crash, got Pops to spring for the tix...and there will be wings, my friend. Oh, there will be wings.

I'll be in Buffalo when Syracuse gets dumped by Groovy UV, and I'll be sure to fill you all in.

Look, dicks. This is all we have IN THE WORLD. IN THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD.

Man I don't how the FUCK you left Ambrosia off that list, but you did.

Aaaaaand my flight to New Orleans was canceled on Saturday. Fuck me 768 times.