I didn't want to be down there. Not at all. I didn't make a flight reservation that was canceled.

@LarsLindgrensUlrich: Plus, Danny doing that to us is like if Crosby scored twice in the final minute to beat you guys.

What the hell are you talking about? I've helped myself to Luis Castillo literally DOZENS of times.

@Kerry Friesen: Well played all the way around. +1 Stan Smyl

@TT-Zop: Children by the MILLIONS wait for Alex Chilton!

@RicksMounties: 10,000 songs in one week, one of which won a Grammy. The king of kings.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: +1 French Rovolution

But Texas' other senator and NRSC chair, Big John Cornyn, is actively trying to dissuade Hutch from even challenging Gov. Perry in the first place. So the seat might not be open anyway.

Little known fact: Fidel Castro never once fouled out of a revolution.

@YarbookPhoto: Thank God he doesn't work for Calgary.

@TT-Zop: I majored in Japanese Cummunications and the only thing I'm qualified for is bukkake.

I hate to admit it, but I *had* to vote for Tiger. I didn't want to, but I felt compelled to.

My dad loves two things: Buffalo sports teams, and Buffalo. Other than work, he cares about nothing aside from these two things.

@TrojanBrand: Wow.

"It was going to be a wonderful 16 weeks of chaos here in DC..."

"Tebow wept" is famous for being the shortest verse in the King Tim Bible.

As Mike Stanton, who committed a walk off balk, I have fond memories of a bullpen coach who

@rulesboy: Incredibly tired meme, perhaps? #highschoolbasketball

@Beer-Fart: I actually noticed that, too. I guess we should hook up later? #undierun

@Blast it, Biggs: Gubernatorial Candidates Like It Big #dwighthoward