Oh, how I love all the positive publicity the Nationals get on almost a daily basis.

I lived in Cleveland for three years. Even if you bring 20 bucks to this event, you still might not wind up with sufficient beer goggles to hook up with one of their women.

"...but how will we be able to tell the truly troubled from the guys who just suck?"

@the earl of weaver: Plus one episode of As Time Goes By.

These stories are even more horrible when the victims are children. Very sorry to hear.

Said it before, say it again: between basketball, hockey, and lax, Cornell is by far the athletic powerhouse of New York State.

@UkraineNotWeak: I'm sorry. I was one of those who, while meaning to take a gentle shot at Phil, offended those in your position.

nd hr w thght Phl's tts wld lwys b th prblm.

I would never steal Najeh Davenport's car, for fear that his laundry was in there.

Would you pay $250 to watch a 55-100 team?

@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Ein plus machen

@MarkKelsosMigraine: This sounds more like Evil Angel in the Outfield.

That piece could maybe have been in the 80's version of SI, when it was basically a literary journal about sports, but not in today's crap rag which could have been written by Oprah's boyfriend.

I am dating a girl who saw me load in this page and said, "Oh, you comment on Jezebel? Me too!" What does this mean?

You gotta love the guy to her right: "I CANNOT believe I'm with this crazy bitch."

@MattinglysSideburns: +1 hot blond chick who became a Christ freak

@Nationalcoholic: And I'll be in Section 225 Row A when it alllll falls horribly apart.

@BruschisBrewsky: I LOL'd. Plus uno, sir.

Come on, Mentalist...you know you want to comment on this...

@Karlifornia: +1 Hobbes. Extremely well done.