@PermanentInjuredReserve: Completely agree.

@ArkansasFred: Then how come I'm single and only have 8 followers on here?

How come none of these teams is called the 69ers?

@ClintonPortishead: Solomon should take Dan Jenkins' advice: the reason why editors are editors is because they can't write worth a damn.

@Skating Tomato: From all the people who actually follow the Bills and know who Peters really is as a person and a player...thank you.

@UpstateUnderdog: Maybe I'm not doing it right.

@UpstateUnderdog: Snake Whacking Day used to be four times a week, but I started to chafe. Now I try to limit it to 2, max.

"...poked their own goal in"

@roland_t_flakfizer: Woo! A knowledgeable and savvy hockey post on Deadspin! Plus one, good sir.

@Step aside, Son: Do you mean Senator'd?

@wonderlic—-myballs: That's what A's fans are called, right?

So the new strategy is to take the opposing team out for cheap Mexican food a few hours before the match?

@Weed Against Speed: Wednesdays with Woebegone Wendy?

@Weed Against Speed: Actually, it was a sperm AND piss bukkake. Get it right.

Man, Agent Zero is gonna be PISSED when he learns something like this went on without him.

@OokieDookie: A well played Beltway reference. +1 earmark.

@Afino: Damn it, people! We write about Cornell!

@UkraineNotWeak: So...why'd she pick him?

The Soviet Eastern's?

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Looks like we were simultaneous...almost. Sorry for what must have beeb the narrowest of redundancies.