@UpstateUnderdog: Better bring the cookie sheet, guys.

I simply assumed Dam Eagles was a Republican candidate from Retarted.

"affinity for Buffalo wings"

LET'S GO BUFFALO!!!

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Thanks for that. Now I'll always cringe when DW hits a seeing eye grounder that the announcer says "squirted through".

@Weed Against Speed: All up on cinder blocks, too.

@HockeyMountain: According to one theory, you cue up Alex's lies with the third roar of the MGM lion.

@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Way Strong: Do you mean GIWLF?

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: That joke establishes a low bassline.

@SchaubOnMyKnob: THANK you for making a Clint joke. That guy is the most douche-tastic human being who has ever lived, and I'm including the Wake Forest students who came here to see them play Navy in their bowl game.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: +1 brass bonanza

"What is he, Sylvia Plath?"

I don't get why you guys keep mocking these jerseys:

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: In baseball, you could probably go with my handle.

@Heilman's Real Mayonnaise: A-Rod, thanks for the hummer. —Derek Jeter.

Upon hearing Alex's comment, Sid dived to the ice, turned to the nearest referee, and Kerrigan'd "WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?" at the top of his lungs.

@Gourmet Spud: +1 corsage

@Dieter: Ugh sorry about that.

You didn't like their old ones? Mike and Mike would have killed to do those spots:

How can you not dig the old ones? You couldn't see Mike and Mike doing spots for it?