He took all the pills they had? Sounds like he really (en)gorged himself.

@Weed Against Speed: I have to say, they're really sowing the seeds of a strong case.

@ArkansasFred: When I was 6, everyone said I would be the next Ron Jeremy.

@Doyle McPoyle: Milwaukee? Cleveland?

@Hatey McLife: Well played. I still maintain that the internet has allowed women to explore more sexual taboos privately, thereby increasing their wilingness to try such things.

@DukeDavis: Alright...I'll friend you for this. Motherfucker.

@Kid Canada: Written by none other than Mr. Bruce Springsteen.

@Afino: THANK you! I was a bit slow on the comment myself, thanks to stupid work, but I'm glad someone finally pointed this out.

Clubhouse boys not interested in playing original Super Nintendo with him.

@The Joy of Cesc: The correct answer is false imprisonment, right?

"If I'm not in this calendar, I'll walk back to Detroit."

Art=free expression

And Washington finishes...not last! YES!

Did you guys just make a bunch of Stan Humphries concussion jokes but somehow neglect to make some Stan Humhpries fat jokes? That guy was the biggest lard ass QB since Sonny Jurgensen.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: And Bonaventure WILL be back, god dammit. I'm not gonna let Chris Ford and a high level suicide kill that program forever.

Thank God they finally changed the name of "Around the Horn".

@thetaxman: +1 first talkie

I assure you there is nothing decent about ShaqTwitter.

This almost happened to me once when I was the PA announcer for my high school team.