Probably because he doesn't HAVE humongous junk.

@What would Singletary do?: This bothered me more than it should have.

@gulag:

@Phintastic: "So we can say outrageous things and blame it on our accounts being hacked? Sweet."

@Now imma throw my gyroball:

@Phintastic: The Rose. Gotta be the rose.

@WashingtonForeskins: Well, AJ won't respond to my intern application.

@The CFL Allstar: I used to play sim dynasty

@gulag: Way over my head. Is it a pre 2000 joke?

@JanetRenoManchild: I've been leaning towards male model for laughs, proctologist for gross outs, and business systems management. Nothing crushes a relative more than thinking I've given up on my dreams already.

As a future leader of our great nation, I'm often asked what I want to do when I grow up.

@Body By Bacardi: How you duan?

@vege-tables: Nothing yet, but I'm hoping it involves me, some lucky lady, a Beanie Baby, and a package of Ring Dings.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Hitler was also the head groundskeeper. He just always had the best fertilizer...

@UweBollocks: I'm personally partial to Rise Against and Fort Minor.

Well I for one want a unicorn.

@ursa: I am intrigued by the concept of a Walmart McDonalds.

It looks more like he's diagramming a play for Sasha gray.

@BarbarobicsInstructor:

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: I've got something that wowed your girlfriend...