@AzureTexan: You won't invade North Korea. No balls.

Discuss.

@AirBratz23:

@Cyrus_the_virus:

@sweatingmullets: Tell everyone you're the father (I'm assuming that since you are commenting here on a Saturday night, you are 40 and live with your parents)

DUAN

If only it was a Cocker Spaniel.

Eh, no H/T? I want recognition, dammit.

Dash, you don't have to do this. We'll accept you back.

Judah Friedlander v. Barry Petchesky.

Saint Strasburg was noticeably absent from this brawl

@SuckMeBeautiful: Which is exactly what Diana Taurasi said when her boyfriend told her to bend over.

Mitchell Report 2.0?

@sukkerpunch: His ERA...IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

@BillyRipken: That's what she said?

@See you suckers later: Bestiality. No discussion.

@Its The Beer Talking: +1 reserved seat next to Atta in Hell

@roland_t_flakfizer: Actually Coach Roy was Haiting.

Who's replacing you?

@David Matthews: Wut, bitch.