I believe this is more appropriate.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: He can't do anything...wait for it...wait for it...

Good thing Washington is on a bitch count of 2.

This grin alone gets him 5 to 10.

Cabrera's crotch grab oozed class.

The top three stories are currently Sarah Palin, Gary Coleman, and stories of failure. But that last one is just redundant.

First reaction?

Who took that picture?

First!

@Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: Damn school, couldn't get home until 2:30. Damn you working adults, what with your all day access.

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@Hatey McLife: That wouldn't even feed Zach Randolph for a week!

@UweBollocks: "Jeff literally had his arms wrapped around the whale’s waist pushing it off"

John Daly did hook his approach...

@Armen Tamzarian: Try this

@tastes_like_burning:

Forget who said it here, but my favorite was King of the Juice

@President Camacho: And there goes my childhood innocence.

Be nice to Rutgers!