@UkraineNotWeak: 10/1 that Daulerio's NOT wearing a Tuxedo T-shirt

Good to see people having fun in front of a camera.

Daulerio's got the Internet Pedophile Handbook and he's running it step by step.

@JohnnyApplecock: I pity you.

There. Now it's the most insufferable ad ever.

Which one of these is not like the others?

Any character from In Bruges.

@J-No: Breaking the wrist is optional.

Did anybody else immediately think Peter King when they saw this headline?

@Armen Tamzarian: You have no idea

@DumpsterDining: Please do us one favor: Go back into the archives to practice.

Someone's comparing adult film to (sport of choice); it must be a Bill Simmons article

@Bucket O' Hatorade: My high school brain assumes you were talking about her braking strategies while driving on I-95.

"he can chug a gallon of kerosene"

If this is NASCAR's attempt to "relate" to us northerners...

Garcon doesn't need protection. Just let Adrian Peterson carry the baby.

Aww...guess they won't be taking this one either

But no snaps.