Sorry George, HBO is my canon now.

Folks, remember stuff like this before you’re ever tempted to bitch about “job killing government regulation” or “overly stringent operating requirements” ever again.

Depends.

Mashed Avocado.

Half right.

Yeah, the real strength of the platform was that the General parts-binned the hell out of those vans.

Don’t worry, Subaru.  Keep pushing the CVTs over all other transmission choices and that whole demand problem will sort itself out.

+1 - Only here to comment to say the same thing. Very odd connotations from the headline writer.

A really nice gauge pod and steering-wheel combo is key.

Agreed. Kevin’s IP may do better than his expensive zojirushi, but my IP is easily bested by the $10 store-branded rice maker I bought at a Rite Aid circa 1996.

This is happening to us a lot now too.

I keep thinking of a quote from The West Wing. It deals with another topic, but seems so apropos here:

No such tool in use. I’m guessing its a corporate firewall issue.  Oh well, back to enhancing shareholder value.

Since I haven’t been able to post images w/ Kinja for months now:

The 1951 Ford F-1 truck laughs at your measly grills...

Just about four years. Bought from a broker/dealer as a post-lease model that hadn’t made it back into BMW’s clutches for some reason.

E91 M-Sport owner here. I still lament that I couldn’t (or wasn’t patient enough to) find a manual, but otherwise it’s a damn-near perfect engine. The last of the NA I6 wagons is a beautiful thing.

From my scary college days when I would pull near-all-nighters in the lab and then try to drive home 20 miles on a quiet freeway at 3am, I can attest that it is entirely possible to fall asleep with your hands on the wheel.

Given that in some jurisdictions, merely being in the car with keys “reasonably accessible”, with the engine off*, is still considered a DUI, I doubt this will fly.

A reminder that it is standard practice for officers of the court to avoid stating, as direct fact, *anything* that hasn’t been conclusively proven by direct evidence or a legal finding.