Jamie Lee Curtis told me that it makes women's shit not stink. Or something.

+1

Denzel, Damon, and Affleck all deserve to be on this list. Also, Helen Mirren.

Agreed agreed agreed!!!! Both were fantastic performances.

Don't be afraid to use the power of negotiation when purchasing a new or upgraded phone. Most corporate stores and over-the-phone sales reps can waive the activation fee. Just ask.

What's this exception for new customers that you refer to?

New customers get charged an activation fee as well. Always have.

I really feel like they're missing out by not offering a 32GB option. But, 16GB does please most of the masses at this point, just look at sales figures for iPhones.

It has 16GB of non-expandable storage, not 32GB.

Well played.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my massive erection.

In 2005, while saving money to replace the engine in my Grand Prix, I purchased a 1993 Olds Cutlass Ciera for $1.06. While I had only purchased the car to last me a month, it took every bit of abuse I could throw at it for 9 months before the transmission decided it could only live in 2nd gear.

Bill Murray let a groundhog crash a Chevy in the movie, not a Ford.

goddamn it felt good watching that thing click over to an even 60,000

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: I can't believe this happenin in my own town.

my bad, State of Florida.

Some of her stories were giving me a semi. Until I saw the pics of her. Alcohol really is her best friend.

@skahammer: I think her gynecologist shares your enthusiasm.

Swear words, like "cuntstabber"

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'd like to see them have to trot a shitty minor league team out there everynight