@Hatey McLife: +1 Kate Hudson

Look at this fucking capster.

@Delonte, Interrupted: We also would've accepted Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

@UweBollocks: Unfortunately, the porn industry hasn't caught on to the silence gimmick yet.

In other news, Ohio State fans turn into giant penises.

The future of police profiling in NYC after this article should get incredibly interesting.

I figured that two brothers landing on the main page separately for non-criminal or dong exposing behavior has to be some kind of Deadspin first.

Fuckin' A.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Bobby Cox has been drinking that shit for years to maintain his youthful figure.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Don't Drew like me?

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

@Larry Horse: I stand corrected. Sorry, my spelling skills end at the last page of Webster's dictionary.

I seem to remember a game last year (or the year before) when those "loyal fans" were piling out during the 3rd quarter during a blowout. Way to support your team-that-don't-lose-that-much-these-days. I've seen better loyalty from Jaguars fans.

@alftime: Fawkin' middl-a fawkin' nowears!!!!

@The Person Mangino Ate: All contained not by bras, but wifebeaters.

How many bars you got out here, Luke? Look how many I got!!!

Listen here, Canada. You be quiet or we're gonna send you the Bills.

@UweBollocks: Makes you just want to drop a nukeler weapon on someone, doesn't it?!

@UweBollocks: ESL classes at the liberry?