Your opinion is bullshit. Valid. But bullshit. IMO, you know.

What's your knowledge base for Smash Bros. U and/or Kid Icarus? I feel like you just aren't familiar with the character because the drawing is spot on.

Ok Pikachu holding up Arceus made me giggle loudly and I'm not all that comfortable with the sound I made.

Yeah! There are people here, Kotaku included, thinking there's a possibility that Mewtwo is only going to be available to those who own both versions and that's just dumb.

I STILL think it's stupid to think that Nintendo won't offer Mewtwo as paid DLC during or after the giveaway promotion.

Guys, guys. I think we can come to the understanding that both your opinions are entirely valid.

obliterated autism for 10 seconds.

This would have been really cool if everyone fucking agreed to it. At least make an announcement. Fuck.

And that's how you explain a joke.

Yeah, Play Destiny just about every day and my DS4 still operates beautifully. No scuffs even. Do some people not know how to regulate thumb pressure? Actually, I'm gonna ask my friends as they have worn xbox controller sticks. They say they just play but all my controllers have only lost the 4 ridges.

To everyone bitching and moaning about Mewtwo being "abusive DLC", learn to fucking comprehend lines of text. NOWHERE do they ever state that Mewtwo is exclusive to those who own both versions. It's FREE to those who own both versions. Anyone with a 6th grade reading level can infer that this means that Mewtwo will be…

My mind just immediately went straight to Manic

That kind of mindset is so shitty, man. Like, you're really just mad because 3D printing makes it so some people don't have to do all the hard work you do. Just keeping doing things the way you do it. I don't understand why you hate the idea of things becoming easier. Your Skyrim helmets have the value of real work,…

We'll let it slide... THIS TIME. (No but really, your quips are super enjoyable to read!)

It's nothing like that. Hyperbole much?

That's it. You win. You've won Kotaku, the Internet, and the Hearts of millions including mine.

Not being that bad is still bad to some degree.

You took my comment so literally it's almost cute.

Sounds like the real world.