obliterated autism for 10 seconds.

This would have been really cool if everyone fucking agreed to it. At least make an announcement. Fuck.

And that's how you explain a joke.

Yeah, Play Destiny just about every day and my DS4 still operates beautifully. No scuffs even. Do some people not know how to regulate thumb pressure? Actually, I'm gonna ask my friends as they have worn xbox controller sticks. They say they just play but all my controllers have only lost the 4 ridges.

To everyone bitching and moaning about Mewtwo being "abusive DLC", learn to fucking comprehend lines of text. NOWHERE do they ever state that Mewtwo is exclusive to those who own both versions. It's FREE to those who own both versions. Anyone with a 6th grade reading level can infer that this means that Mewtwo will be…

My mind just immediately went straight to Manic

That kind of mindset is so shitty, man. Like, you're really just mad because 3D printing makes it so some people don't have to do all the hard work you do. Just keeping doing things the way you do it. I don't understand why you hate the idea of things becoming easier. Your Skyrim helmets have the value of real work,…

We'll let it slide... THIS TIME. (No but really, your quips are super enjoyable to read!)

It's nothing like that. Hyperbole much?

That's it. You win. You've won Kotaku, the Internet, and the Hearts of millions including mine.

Not being that bad is still bad to some degree.

You took my comment so literally it's almost cute.

Sounds like the real world.

In regards to the change in directors for Final Fantasy XV, Nomura stated, "It was a company decision. That's all I can say about it right now."

Remember who you are...

How about an example of a game portraying everything correctly? I see a lot of "No this is bad. Do it less offensively." but I never see examples. Show me something I can hold on to.

That makes sense.

Why are Dr. Mario, Lucina, and Dark Pit so far removed from other characters in their respective franchises? The only things I can speculate is that either they had to be unlocked in this build or it's to denote that they are (probably) clone characters. We've seen a lot of Lucina gameplay and her moveset pretty much…

I just don't see it happening for Smash Bros. Maybe one slot for custom Characters, I could believe that, but I've seen too many more games that just purposefully add an empty slot for each DLC character to rattle the OCD players.

DLC Characters in one slot? Really?