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Where the fuck are you drawing that line, man? Does it go up your ass? That's sure as hell what it sounds like with you complaining about the "sophistication" of comedy. A fart joke is an honest laugh, man. If you can't laugh at something as stupid as a fart joke, it's pretty clear sign that you're just too uptight to…

I think this game's popularity relied on how long the parkour and mechs kept people interested. It just lasted longer for some.

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The effort to reward ratio here is really... unattractive.

I couldn't resist.

Doesn't really carry the theme very well now.

No no, you're correct in thinking that it does get old a little quickly. The thing is, while the tasks are repetitive, the visual stimulation and the satisfaction of steam rolling hundreds of enemies keeps you hooked even when the game is off... for a time, at least.

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I'm not digging it. The grey one should have had one light and one dark purple buttons instead of both being dark purple; the shoulder buttons should have been the matching grey and the start and select buttons needed to be black.

Ok seriously, you're investing in a company that makes money selling video games and you're getting angry because other shareholders are talking about THE FUTURE OF THE INDUSTRY THAT THE COMPANY MAKES MONEY FROM!?

It's not a textures issue. Final Mix got that bonus costume as a treat. Even then, it's only worn for half a world. If I recall correctly from an interview, I think KHII gave them the least issues in terms of asset management and restoration.

No, he doesn't get alt costumes in all worlds. This costume change only happens in the Christmas Town areas of the Nightmare Before Christmas world to fit in with the Christmas cheer. So basically:

Seriously? Mass Rape, attempted or otherwise, may have just occurred and you're splitting hairs over gender identity? Brian shouldn't have tweaked the headline, he was scientifically correct.

So, yes, don't put these in your bottom. Is this a cheeky request from overprotective attorneys?

Women are first in the Eggman Empire.

UGGGHHHHH.......... I'm going to put your very WRONG opinion aside about Skyrim and stay on topic. Admittedly, I have a very optimistic idea what open world will mean for Zelda. I just expect them to do it right, to do it justice.

Trying to drag Zelda back into the NES dark ages, huh? Zelda is getting stale. From Ocarina to Skyward, they've all been the same "use X with/against/alongside Y to make Z happen" puzzle formula. 2D Zelda's suffer a similar "Use X at location Y to materialize a path to Z" formula. I'm not saying these formulas are…

Mmm, maybe it's just me then. I hated holding the GamePad for too long at those Target Kiosks. Playing Mario Bros. or Zelda is one thing but I just don't see it working out with a with fast paced game like Smash.

Wait, you really think so? I've held the GamePad before and honestly I think it's terrible compared to the Wiimote/Nunchuk combo. Yes, the button layout is the same but you gotta take ergonomics into account. You can't wrap your hands around the GamePad the way you can wrap your hands around the GC/Pro controller or…