Sorry but if you can’t tell the difference between Japan & China as a college student then you deserve people laughing at you. If a restaurant says they don’t serve something and you insist that they do, you’re an asshole.

t was really looking like I was gonna get through the whole comment section without encountering one of these.

That would be nice of you. But do you see why it shouldn’t be the responsibility of Japanese people running a Japanese restaurant to explain to white people that they aren’t the same as Chinese people?

I actually really liked this one - the name is revealed in the punchline to the story. Great way of doing it.

To be fair, she does mention it’s the Cheesecake Factory later on and not something like: Dairy Pie production Line.

Sea level: It really does mean what you think it means.

Nothing says “stepping out of your comfort zone” more than repeatedly asking why you can’t order lo mein.

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.

After which Kate told the servants to “take it away and bring me another lover?”

What a future.

They couldn’t fit her full name into a tweet. Welcome Charlotte Elizabeth Diana Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau Stone.

My Posh British People sixth sense* is telling me that this baby is COMING, YO. Like, SOON. Like, THIS WEEK.

Jon Stewart puts eye drops in all of the NFLs Gatorade.....AND THEN STEALS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!

My buddy did this once, but only because he was really thirsty and the only thing available was Coors Light.

"Are you currently falling forever through space? No? Then the ground is doing its job."

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

In general, weaponized liberal outrage is a devastating resource, and we must only use it for good.

Ohio State fans are gonna be PISSED when someone gives them the gist of the joke that Dayton made at their expense.

How dare you make me choose between red and white wine. It's like picking a favorite child. I'm pretty sure this is going to traumatize me.