I'm going dress real sluty if I ever go to Utah.

Guys, I am having a horrible feminist week. I am getting so tired and so angry about this constant bullshit. We can't even fucking EXIST. Everything we do is wrong, and tempting, and nagging, and slutty, and prudish, and hysterical, and sinful, and too fat, and not sexy enough, and too sexy, and "ok for a girl", or…

You know that they've been friends for like 10 years already, right? I think these two crazy kids might actually make it.

I put this article on my Facebook page this morning and it's already stirring controversy: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next…

My favorite is asking people following that fad to explain to me exactly what gluten is and why they can't eat it. So many can't.

I don't care if Charlize is saying it to be "edgy", it needs to be said. So sick of trendy, Hollywood starvation diets in disguise as legit medical conditions being passed down to us normals.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

You know, Mark Jacobs must be totally exhausted controlling all these "puppets" he has. Guy probably needs a vacay.

Hanna Montana will be right back after these messages...

"And if that doesn't work, sprinkle something in their drink."

Does Miley Cyrus do anything but simulate fellatio?

Funding for that was cut.

Yes! You see, I got married simply for that sweet, sweet, awkward missionary hetero sex. As God intended. /s

I'm sorry, I don't understand who marriage is for if it's not for people who want to be loved and have their relationship legitimized. That's why I'm getting married. Do I have it all wrong?!

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

You go Eva, she is one of the only famous person who seems genius about her political engagement. She always sounds like someone who knows what she is talking about, not just another dumb as fuck Scarlett Johanson.

People forget that Clooney was married before, to Talia Balsam. But she bounced back.

Whatever... my 3 year old does all that and much much more during regular temper tantrums.

While I am totally disgusted by what mohammed32 is saying about homosexuality and pedophilia, I have to point out that you are wrong. I'm not Muslim but I did study it for a year...Mohammad did have wives that were children at the time they married, but he treated them as daughters, NOT as wives when they were…

So by that reasoning, when fathers molest their daughters, we should assume that there is a link between fatherhood and pedophilia?