I have seen the glorious Nancy Sinatra in concert twice, and let me tell you - NO ONE sings Nancy Sinatra better than Nancy Sinatra. (Also, that's the most times I've ever typed "Nancy Sinatra" in one sentence.)

So... Tori... you got cheated on by the man who cheated on his wife with you? Oh.

I love these brows. Her's actually remind me a bit of Camilla Belle's brows.

This is absolutely being incorporated into my vernacular as an endearing way to engage in conversation with friends. Instead of "Hey bitch, what are you doing this weekend?" I can now say "Hey you sassy slut ... etc etc". Thanks, Evangelical Christianity!

It is as far as I'm concerned. Reading the headline, my first thought was, "Was it intended as a compliment?" In the context of the "Evangel Christian Academy," I'd guess not so much.

My thoughts exactly.

Amen, Barbara.

Hey Babs,

For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

35 or 40 manuscripts we've got from 400BC...pen and paper was so GOOD back in the day. Get it together, office supplies of today.

Depp's creep factor keeps on creepin' on.

"Kyle" Minogue? Queen Kylie deserves better, Madeleine...

Preeeeeetty much. I just find it interesting that the men who always weigh in on these posts with a strong opinion are fervently pro-nude (because OMG vag hair is grossest). Somehow I doubt they maintain a fully waxed basement themselves.

I love her and she's gorgeous but I'm really not sure about her makeup here... it's very late 80s/early 90s not in a good way.

Why do you say that? I'm not Indian, and I think Mindy Kaling is great looking, and Naveen Andrews is seriously fucking hot. Not bullshit about it.

the comments on this post are absolutely disgusting, and as much as i love jezebel, it makes me not want to visit this site after reading some of this garbage. what in the WORLD? so prejudiced, so sexist, so, so disturbing (what's with the weird cat stuff?). please, team jezebel, clean this up and make this not ok.

I love her bangs and her shoes.

The best thing that could happen to Lindsay would be to vanish. Seriously, she needs to go away for two to three years. She has never had any sort of normalcy in her life, so it's totally unsurprising she lacks all basic ability to function.