'sup.
Fuck is one of my most favorite words. I thank my dad for that. I am trying to tone down my fucking language at work, because apparently I work with some overly sensitive fuckers, who get offended by the word fuck, when It's not even directed at them, but uggh, fuck that!
(but you had to click the link to type that so...)
Blasphemy. I'll say a prayer for you.
How does her mind even work? I don't understand people who convince themselves everything is someone else's fault. I'm not being snarky—I just don't. under. stand.
The universe gave us the Goop/Chris Martin breakup and now it is resting. Thus we have no choice but to revisit the cast of Laguna Beach.
My Costco in San Francisco carries a package of three of these for $7.00. It's a great deal!
After living in Ireland, Kerrygold is the only butter I will buy. It is the TRUTH.
Agreed. Best. Shit. Ever.
I really love Jimmy Carter. He's just such a thoroughly decent, genuine human being. His statement about leaving the Southern Baptist Convention because of the sexism in its theology was wonderfully inspiring. Also, if you go to his childhood home, there is a store that sells peanut butter ice cream, as if you didn't…
Okay, I bought some of this stuff from Trader Joe's after reading someone on Kinja raving about it. It is delicious, for sure, but the most startling thing that I discovered when using it was that even when refrigerated, it was still cuttable/spreadable, none of that crumbly bullshit you get with other butters. I…
So much gold. And now that I've looked up bulletproof coffee, my regular coffee at my desk is looking mighty disappointing.
Ha, yeah. I'm trying to be nice because I know breakups are hard, but MEET ME HALFWAY, GOOP.
"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…
So that's what a Pinterest divorce looks like.
I'm curious what unconscious uncoupling looks like.
I'd never seen that photo of KStew until now. She looks so deadpan about it that I can't help but like her a little for it.
The last thing my cat does every night before going to sleep is lick the right side of my neck. I thought it was affection/exfoliation, but now I know it is tenderizing/marinating.