It's only January, but I feel confident nominating him for worst father of the year. It's horrible what this woman has gone through and continues to go through, all due to her parent's emotional abuse. But I have never heard of fertility being negatively influenced by gastric bypass. In fact, studies have…

Ya know? I was going to get all snarky and snobby about the terribleness of Olive Garden and say something about how I'd rather just stay home, etc. etc. But if this provides parents who don't usually get any time alone with an affordable date night (especially since they otherwise might not have it) then that's nice!…

This can't be a serious question. We already do legislate pay. We also legislate workplace discrimination. Welcome to America.

So MacCallum makes...zero dollars?

I can't seem to remember who did it so I can't find it, but do you remember the guy who used to dress up weimaraners? In the mean time, one of my fave sesame street segments. Sorry, #teamdog

Any excuse for this, the most adorable of gifs...

Exactly! Yes, I realize that not having sex = no pregnancy, but THAT IS JUST NOT REALISTIC. It's NOT gonna happen, so we have to figure something else out. Paul's argument is the epitome of having your head in the sand!

It's kind of funny that they have black people in the ads, but they don't particularly like having black customers.

Fine. But I think that mothers should get it first since we push the damn things out.

I thought I was a big old jerk for kind of rolling my eyes after watching the speech and being like, "Yeah, fine, I'll believe it when I see it." Soooo... THANK YOU.

SERIOUSLY.

Call me when Madonna has her shit together

I know from previous posts that Miley can sing, but she cannot dance and when she tries to dance she loses the ability to sing. She should sit down somewhere and belt.

love you. <3

You should probably go to Italy right away and protest for his release. Because you care SO. MUCH.