A tidbit on the band, the 1st row of closures should be used when a bra is new and you move on to the inner rows as the bra ages (becomes looser).

I found this hugely problematic as well. Aside from whatever our feelings are about her previous actions, this is just deeply, deeply wrong.

IT doesn't make sense at all.

Gee, you think she's finally realizing her husband is a fucking murderer? Gosh, I bet killing a child really takes the magic out of a relationship.

Congrats. You just realized something that people knew for a goddamn year.

This is why I'm skeptical of restrictive diets; everyone gets all "I chose my choice, I chose my choice!" about them. But that "choice" didn't happen in a vacuum.

If Melissa is reading this, please get some information about what 'rape' is. Please get information about what constitutes 'abuse'. Talk to a professional. Not because I think you're stupid and ignorant - I don't. Please do it so that you understand that what you have described in your book, and what you're telling…

Thought the same thing! She's so supportive and then all BOOM SORRY HERE I GO.

I saw this for sale on Zulily last year...

I don't have this problem with close friends because I will just lay it out for them. "I cannot listen to you complain about this any more. You need to do something to resolve the issue or find someone else to talk to about it. This topic is off-limits because it makes me crazy since I can't do anything to make things…

You are not. I have a number of friends I have had to hide from my Facebook feed. I'm happy that your HoneyPie surprised you with flowers or made you dinner or whatever, but I actually don't need to see photo documentation of every romantic moment in your relationship.

Am I the only one equally annoyed by the "My Perfect Boyfriend" squad? He made me THIS candlelit dinner, and then brought me THAT vegan dessert, and then told me this and did that... and on and on.

I'm going to go over to this corner now and die alone. kthnxbye.

It's maddeningly irritating! Especially since she wants to marry this guy. I'm done with it. If that makes me a bad friend, fuck you.

Pssst, don't tell anyone, but this isn't my natural hair color.

In related news, this totally insufferable, annoying, all-around obnoxious girl I knew in college had a piece published on Thought Catalog today. Definitely confirmed everything I thought about her/think about Thought Catalog.

First rule of having privilege. Do not complain about having privilege.

Awwww YES, I've been waiting for Jezebel to get on this. *rubs hands together excitedly*

...they're more "target clearance rack", if I do say so myself.

I'm pretty sure Sofia Vergara can wear my dog's foamy grass vomit and look ok.