Can I nominate the actress from the "Ask a Slave" videos? She's hilarious.

Check them out! It's a sketch group called Picnicface. They're from Halifax.

50 internet bucks says that she'll be played by Deschanel (those bangs, man). It'll be so QUIRKY I might just puke.

I'm in on the Golden Girls thing, but would also like to add "40 days of my Dog Olive". I am posting her picture only to bring on the bidding frenzy.

I got to watch her do it live in Chicago right after Columbine, and it remains one of the most powerful, evocative performances I've ever seen. Half the audience was in tears. And then I had to wait months for her to actually record and release it!

Ani Difranco wrote this song and started it performing just weeks after Columbine. It's still both incredibly powerful and depressing as all hell:

I'm sorry, I just can't with this shit anymore. Fuck guns. Fuck the NRA. Fuck the 2nd Amendment. And fuck the stupid conventional wisdom that the Constitution is perfect as is, and cannot be changed even thought it was meant to be a living fucking document.

Will there be yogurt? I'm not on board until there's yogurt.

Adam Scott is one of those people whose profile just doesn't match his front face view. I had to toggle several times between the movie vid and the skit vid, just to confirm it was the same guy.

I want this to fail so badly, but going by the current TV hits, it'll probably be on for 13 years.

What is it with the white sunglasses? They are HIDEOUS but at least they signal a douche-bro from a thousand paces.

Katy Perry is my spirit animal and I basically love everything she does. No shame.

You guys, I just...I love her so much. That's all. Mindy, if you're reading, please come be best friends with me. We can shop for statement jewelry together and co-host elaborate holiday parties.

Ah the Victorian Era, how we didn't miss you:

Okay, I'll bite. Have you never heard of abdominal separation?