Definitely borrow the teen.

Seriously.

Her full look:

Nailed it.

Do you *really* like it?! I think it's awful in every way.... maybe I'm way off base from the general population on this one but I think it's tragic.

The dress is like part polyester wedding dress, part ice skating outfit, part bar wench and part nightie. I like nothing about it. I'm all about weird and different, but this dress is awful.

BUT WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY DISHES, KITCHEN, BATHROOM, DIRTY CLOTHES AND VAGINA?! We've gotten a little used to things around here. No swapsies.

Pretty much, no. GORGEOUS woman. Awful dress.

I LOVE her look. From her hair, to the dress to the styling and makeup. She looks fabulous.

Nom nom nom nom nom.Nom.

He's a really good lay and he does all the cleaning. I think I'll keep him.

I genuinely want to hang out with all 5 of them, including Higgins. I closed my eyes and was SCREAMING the answers at the TV and my husband 0% appreciated my enthusiasm.

I give a grand total of zero fucks if she did or not.

..."the FCC received a mere 222 complaints from over 111.3 million viewers over the Halftime Show, and some of those complaints were about commercials" - In other news, no one gave a shit.

I actually really like Gaga and this just seems waaaaaaay past any resemblance of an appropriate line. Oh and:

Fucking perfect gif.

"No Excuse Mom Movement - an endeavor that has rallied moms everywhere to create 800 free workout locations in 23 countries in just two months" - IS THIS TRUE?! From what I can tell, "800 free workout locations" are just PEOPLE who have signed up to be work out buddies. This was from my 5 minutes of research... and it…

Isssssssssssssspretty good. I say he wins best look for the male side.

YAAAAS.