I dunno, I think it's kind of fab!

It's like, baby poop brown.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Her interview will now be the subject of my nightmares. #thankyounothankyou

What the fucking fuck are those names. I don't think I can possibly manage to roll my eyes hard enough.

I thought I had seen every fucking version of the spelling of 'Megan' (the right way), EVER. WHERE THE FUCK DID THE Y COME FROM?!

RIGHT?! I'd even take seconds.

First, genuinely like them as a couple. (No snark. For reeeelz). They seem somehow made for each other? With that said, this video is FUCKING DUMB. Not that I had high expectations, but I do like the song. People slow-mo riding mechanical bulls together? Fucking lame.

Worth every dime.

Worth every dime.

DUMB. Athleta shoes are only available online, but you can return them online for free, for literally any reason. I shipped at least 5 pairs back to them this fall when I was looking for riding boots. I have returned running shoes after a few times for not holding up. They have the best customer service.

Oh that is a BUMMER. I LOVE mine. I am admittedly tall though... You should order from Athleta. Returns at any time, for any reason (seriously).

Sorel Tofino:

I love how her hands move. It's like she's conducting. National treasure indeed! I saw her read a few years ago and she was perfectly intense and calm, all at the same time. Took my breath away.

100%. I was just thinking that after I posted my comment!

UGH. I'm sorry... that's the pits. I had a miscarriage over the summer. I feel for you. It never feels quite fair or right that so many people who want kids and would be great parents have a hard time, and so many people who shouldn't even have a houseplant in their care get pregnant so easily. THANK YOU and good luck…

Yeah, I know that. I should have made that more clear... It's the WORD that's gross to me... gives me flashbacks to my mother saying the word "coitus" or something.

Oh yes, I know that. She would call it that, but I don't think they were ever that careful. They must have been careful enough b/c they managed to not get pregnant until they wanted to!

A friend of mine was using the pull out method (she had the nerve to call it the rhythm method. Gross) for YEARS with her partner, through their dating, engagement, and now marriage. THE FIRST MONTH THEY WERE TRYING (ie: he was allowed to cum in her) THEY GOT KNOCKED UP. I just can't even... I've been trying…

Best In Show. You should probably clear your schedule and watch it tonight. Or right now. Whatever comes first.

He just needs to find someone he has a lot in common with.