I agree! I was wondering how that flew under everyone's radar. "Oh I'm sorry. Police protection and legal action against an abusive partner does't apply to you b/c you're on probation. Sorry!" omFg, I can not handle this world some (see: most) days.

Matt looks like a flaccid penis with glasses on.

"She pointed out that since she was on probation, she also would have gone to jail if she had pressed charges. A pretty good reason to hesitate." - uhhhh citation needed. AND this came from the cops who were on the scene. I don't even know where to being with this concept......

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm 6 again. With animal crackers and apple slices. And pig tails. And my cape.

2009 was almost 4 years ago. What has this fucking fuck been up to since then?! Terrifying. I hope they catch the bastard soon.

What I REALLY can not handle, is her little hand movements while the other kid is dancing... this kid is unreal. Hey girl, heyyyyyyyyy. I can not help but feel an internal sense of girl power watching her destroy him with her baby break dancing AMAZINGNESS.

I wonder where Radar got a copy of this contract...

Homegirl rocks a hot pink lip.

Wait, wait, wait... did he just call her a great big bundle of joy?!?

"But I’m sick of lying. I’m sick of feeling ashamed for being an rich idiot." - who also needs a grammar lesson. Sounds like you can afford them. They make you at least SOUND less dumb.

Oooo, have I have been there... This was my tactic: "Hey, I have been feeling like our time together is not as quality as I would like... I look forward to seeing you so much, and I feel like we don't connect to one another b/c we're connected to our phones. How about we make an agreement to leave phones out of site…

Those people are full of fucking shit. 100%.

I dunno — it's not the most flattering thing to me, but I do like the dark on bottom, white on top look. It seemed classic to me. I'll admit the more I look at it the less I like it. I can not get past those awful earrings.

You just wanted to say puffy panties.

Very expensive golden diapers, at that!

These look like penis bulges. No?

::cringe::

...they're more "target clearance rack", if I do say so myself.

I agree! Smashing. I saw her on some worst dressed lists and nearly spit my Monday morning latte right out. Um, no. She looks so good.

Agreed! She usually looks effortless and fabulous. This is so so bad.