Lets rank the best regional words:

If Canada’s America’s Hat and Florida is America’s Penis, then Minnesota is America’s Eccentric Cat Lady Aunt.

Two thumbs up from Dan Shaughnessy

You realize PFT wrote at KSK right?

As pointed out by ClueHeywood, you don’t really want to play this game.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

Especially when they ‘pivoted’ to video. She was making content for online audiences before she was on FS1. They really could have used some original content. But, hmm instead let’s just regurgitate Cowherd, Whitlock, and Skip’s poorly rated shows on our website. That’s the ticket!

After the camera stopped rolling, Bevin turned to his boss and asked, “How was that? Was it just as you wanted?”

Titans had 2 choices: Someone who will protest the flag, or someone who loves the flag so much he wants to become one with it.

If the Louvre is a rockin, don’t come a knockin.

And if you further guessed “failed baseball player who Jerry Jones picked up to be a QB” you’d also be right - Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and Weedon. Throw Deion in (but Weedon out since he never made it to the majors) and 3 of the 7 players to play in both the MLB and NFL since 1970 were Cowboys.

This guy is basically my idol.

I consider myself too sexy for the Louvre also.

Personal best, sure, but his coach is still yelling at him to run harder.

Overreaction, Samer. Walsh scored 9 fantasy points last night, which is more than respectable.

This is an incredibly misleading article.

We’ve never seen players as anything other than pieces of meat. Leonard Fournette and Christian McCaffery were soft and selfish for skipping meaningless bowl games. Nobody gave a shit about Marcus Lattimore or Nick Chubb or Joe Theismann or Dennis Byrd or Darryl Stingley. While dipshits like Ronnie Lott and Jack…

He’s right, of course. The very real phenomenon he describes is one of the biggest reasons I stopped playing 4 years or so ago. I found that not only did I enjoy the game so much less given that I saw every fucking development in every game, every week through the lens of how this would impact my fake football team,…

I love the right back seeing the run inside his the box, setting his pursuit angle, giving chase, realizing he did not account for chasing the goddamn flash, and finally swallowing the sweet relief of death and watching his mark slot the goal home.