He was/is a well respected coach, and was the polar opposite of Pelini, in regards to temperament. And while his record was never that great at Oregon State, since he’s left they’ve won something like 6 games total, which for me makes his 7-8 win seasons pretty impressive.

When he starts doing photo-ops in mech armor, you’re going to regret saying that.

I TOLD YOU ALL AND YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME!! I GOT SO MUCH SHIT ON THE PREVIOUS POST FOR DECLARING THIS A THING THAT RUNNERS DO.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Emily,

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

Um, you do know that baseball is what you’re supposed to think of when you DON’T want to get too aroused, right?

So ... you’re saying Internet commenting is not a sport?

This reminds me of every attempt I’ve ever made to use the Analytical Hierarchy Process (AHP) from 6 Sigma to prioritize project requirements. The problem with simplifying it down to A vs B discussions for large quantities of items, is that you will inevitably end up with circular logic loops (i.e. A is more important…

Clemente was a God when he played, yes. But I like that he’s up against Robinson because I think Roberto is a little overrated and Robinson is VERY underrated as a player. And this also ties into the fact that they’re both basically saints within baseball’s muddled history and segregation. Anyway, I think Jackie is…

As anxiety suffering guy, I think Neshek might need a little more sensitivity. Greinke might be an asshole regardless, but I understand bristling when someone demands something of you when you’re not prepared for it.

The Pat Neshek story is a really interesting one. He’s a Minnesota kid that came up with the Twins. He was an unstoppable reliever with his weird half-and-half delivery and he really bolstered the bullpen for a season or two. He got injured and the front office feared that he’d run out of juice, so they eventually…

“lesbian separatist pizza party!!!”

Really filthy stuff in Utah = “Ebony cursed daughter of Ham gets into Heaven as not a servant”

There are plenty of non-puritanical, non-moralizing, feminist critiques of pornography, but for some reason Jezebel only ever chooses to highlight those who oppose it for religious reasons while uncritically promoting it despite being an ostensibly feminist blog. You’re always happy to post stories condemning…

Here’s the thing: I’m an optimist. I know this isn’t the case, but I imagine that all of these people are SLAYING left and right, and that this girl is a 7 at minimum. I’m choosing to believe. I shouldn’t do that.

“Live. Die. Repeat.” started as Edge of Tomorrow’s tagline, then became its de facto title on video when a pretty good movie flopped in theatres because the title was uninformative and bland.

She was also fucking awesome in that Tom Cruise movie that changed titles between theatrical and DVD release (I think one of the titles was Edge of Tomorrow). That movie ruled.

Emily Blunt would be an awesome bond. She can hold her own in a fight scene. I thought Sicario was pretty great. But yes, as a Luther and The Wire fine, I gotta go with my boy Stringer Bell as #1 choice.

Theory: She had one in mind, but it’s something intense and involved (“I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders”) and when he presented his totally banal list (“I enjoy breathing and looking at things that are in front of me”) she panicked and gave up.