That lead was a major part of my childhood. That lead led to Nirvana, NWA and the Juggalos. You apologize to that lead!

Here’s the snap... Hoyer looks downfield... he looks twenty... ten... fiiiive!... CHECKDOWN FORTY-NINERS!

Anyone subjected to Giants football in the last 25 years knows this play must be run at least 10x per game or Satan will appear and we all burn in hell. It’s some kind of deal the Mara’s must have made.

Wrote this earlier. Add “I agree with Mike Francesa” to the list. Time to stock up on ammo and canned goods.

I just... don’t get it. Does Jared hold a patent on the $5 Combo Deal or something? What is the point of trying to go to bat for this guy? What does he bring to the business that is so vital that you’d risk covering up a crime so universally abhorrent and repulsive?

Gotta be #3, right? First prize was the Cadillac Eldorado and second prize was the set of steak knives.

Fuck off McAdoo. Definite bullshit to put this on Manning. The receivers were dropping balls, the o-line was offering little to no protection, and the rushing game was shit. That’s an awful combination for any quarterback to overcome.

The Worms FD responded to the call. So many jokes, so little time.

When just one pair of fresh legs won’t do....

He’s like the Real Housewife of Cuyahoga County.

That actually makes them more terrifying and I think you know that which is why you’re telling me.

Totally off-topic: I don’t know when we started giving initial names to forward lines (like Real Madrid’s BBC and Liverpool’s SAS), but I appreciate how Barcelona went from MSN (Messi-Suarez-Neymar) to LOL (Leo-Ousmane-Luis).

I sometimes feel irrationally defensive of talented players who get a big money transfer and then implode and get sold off, so I’ve been weirdly defensive of Cavani (and similarly Falcao). Zlatan leaving PSG was the best thing that happened to him, especially with the talk of Zlatan turning the locker room against him.

There’s a good chance all of that “Neymar wanted more Brazilians” talk at Barca was him hoping that he’d have more backing to take duties away from Messi and Suarez, and the lack of that could’ve been what kept things cordial there.

You’d think winning a super bowl in dominating fashion basically by themselves would let people see how awesome the Denver D is. As a Denver fan, I’m totally ok with people selling them short. I think it just gives them the motivation to play harder.

Oh wow, that is going to be ugly. You can put 8 in the box against the Bills, stick someone on Charles Clay, and spy Tyrod. Just get a load of this depth chart.

BINGO. Everything I’ve seen this morning keeps saying ‘What’s wrong with Zeke? What’s wrong with the Cowboys?’. And outside of the Denver Post (natch), hardly anything says ‘holy shit, did you see that Denver defense?’

Honestly, it’s kind of the same thing I saw in the Super Bowl where the Denver defense just absolutely removed an entire team’s (Carolina) will to live.

Also my fellow olds will remember that great TV commercial.

The amount of sex may depend on the location and the observer effect, however. I have a 5 day a week gym habit in what Carver would call the ‘Alabama’ section of Pennsylvania and I’ve never seen anything remotely approaching sexual activity. I’ve certainly never been masturbated at in a locker room, at least that I’m…