This is what I hear when I see that fucking haircut.

What a rube! A deteriorating tackle could’ve gotten a one-year $8M deal with an agent, and he negotiated a one-year $8M deal without an agent.

You left out a key point:

I remember back in the day when I could take a signed contract with the numbers blank into management and they’d do right by you by gar.

Very, very, very tangentially related: has anyone ever seen that great Chuck Berry documentary? One thing you discover is that Chuck absolutely abhors (like, to the point that it is a mental condition) anyone making money off his talents. And I don’t mean people taking advantage of him. I mean, he literally won’t pay…

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

YEAH NEXT YOU’LL BE TELLING ME THAT REPRESENTING MYSELF IN A TRIAL ISN’T A GOOD IDEA. I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I TOOK SOME LAWYER CLASSES IN COLLEGE, AND MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IS A LAWYER SO HERE IS SOME ADVICE FROM A LEGAL PERSPECTIVE ON THE ISSUE: OBJECTION OVERRULED I FILE A MOTION FOR DISMISSAL ON THE GROUNDS

THAT was “malicious”?! This is the most “malicious” part of that statement: “That dude is not fit to be the General Manager of a basketball team” If THAT’S malicious, none of the offended people should ever be allowed out in public ever again without handlers and blankies.

But the Sixers aren’t tanking! They have the Sacramento pick swap, so they don’t have anything to tank for.

It’s not the worst trade Divac has been involved in.

Do you watch Sixers games? Dario needs more minutes and Ersan is a total liability on D. He’s gone after this year and they just got 2 second rounders for him. They won’t be any shittier without him.

To recap: Hinkie drafted Jerami Grant with a second round pick; Grant was then flipped for Ilyasova and a first round pick; Ilyasova now flipped for two second rounders and something called Tiago Splitter.

Well it goes along with the direction of the country.

I haven’t seen many episodes, but usually the indicators are clear (your online love won’t video chat, can’t take an impromptu selfie, will not meet you in person, does not introduce you to acquaintances, etc.) that the person is definitely being catfished. However, there was one episode where all of that was true,…

Wha? You know her? Holy shit! That’s crazy! Whew...small world huh?

Wait. She’s not from the Niagra Falls area, is she?

I dunno. My Canadian supermodel GF loves this show.

He comes from a long line of military family members. Probably that.

Because once upon a time, not that long ago, actually, as recent as the 1980 when I registered to vote for the first time, the Republican party’s primary chalice was fiscal responsibility and state’s rights, not hate. So I am a registered republican even though I haven’t voted for a republican for a national election…

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you…