As always, the poor want YOUR money, too, Hamilton.

Excellent point.

No, I think you’re probably just a genius.

The only solution to this complex problem is for the US Treasury to print a trillion dollar, ball-shaped coin and for poor people to gather up all the billionaires and bring them to a large, unoccupied area of Detroit and play an extended game of monkey in the middle with the ball-shaped coin so that the billionaires…

Cutler is making elite QB money

That’s not the worst part. My brother, who was in a better financial situation thanks to organized crime, found out that he could manipulate me with food so he would have me do things like accompany him to places that made no sense. I found out years later after the feds arrested him that he was using me as a decoy in…

He was also the 6th man to the Fab5 back when college basketball was good:

“Hmm. Haven’t checked Kotaku in a while. I could use some good news.”
-Me, like 1 min ago

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.

The weirdest thing about the “a guy you can have a beer with” thing is that Bush and Trump are both teetotalers.

I’m not a boomer but I never switched because my yahoo account was already associated with important accounts like ebay and friendster.

It’s mind-boggling that the largest sports site in the country (world?) doesn’t let you click on the byline to pull the writer’s archive. I’m somewhat convinced that this intentional so as to force traffic to the homepage.

I stopped reading Lowe and Barnwell when they switched to ESPN solely because of their shitty interface (although I never stopped listening to Lowe’s podcast).

He put up a photo of Clemente honoring the tradition of playing RF for the Pirates. You made a tasteless joke about how Clemente died.

You are literally making a joke about a man who got on that plane on New Years Eve was so the food and supplies he was trying to get to people in need in Nicaragua would get past corrupt political officials.

When was he asked to move positions last year?
How does playing the position your manager and GM tell you to play being stubborn?
Did I miss a feud? Or are you making one up?

sorry but that joke’s not landing

As a Puertorican we’re required to say FUCK YOU to anyone who would make jokes about the best Rican in history, even more so when they are about his death. He will always be the best of us.

Even though we joke constantly about something-something not melting steel beams, somehow it really is still in poor taste to joke about Clemente.