Switching to online, multiplayer, community driven games when you’ve been making something completely unrelated for however many years makes no sense to me. Unless they’re going to make PUBG as a twin stick shooter (which, hey, that could be great) I can’t imagine how they plan to distinguish themselves.

Agreed. I took Cuphead off my Steam list because I don’t have a lot of interest in playing the first level 20 times and dying constantly.

Well if you bought Destiny and three expansions without enjoying it, sounds like you’re exactly the kind of customer Activision wants for Destiny 2.

And it’s not like Link is the Gears of War dudes or some other hyper-masculine representation. I really don’t see him needing different animations from Zelda.

Oof. Any women that hate men don’t hate men because of musical numbers like these. They hate men because of their lived experience.

What do you think ellipses are for?

Isn’t that literally every product now? I guess Jemima gets a pass for omitting the word “maple” and also look at their marketing, who cares what the fuck they sell, they can get away with anything.

Every club with a champagne room better watch out, Macduff is on the case.

That’s gotta be the hardest place in the world to get a reach-around.

I mean... I would prefer that, I guess. I guess it depends where the bullet enters.

“Necessary”is a relative term. The author wanted to paint a picture of him and of the experience of talking to him. This piece is not written as an objective news story, it is a profile of a person. That includes a physical description.

“Demonize” is not a synonym of “accurately describe.”

You think that someone who crosses a border illegally to make a better life for their family is causing harm, but splitting up a family that’s lived in America for years isn’t? You are equating morality and legality. Just because something is illegal does not me it’s immoral. A lot of people defend illegal immigrants…

Wait, are you trying to cesium that being impressed by impressive testicles says something about me?

As are your massive, imposing testicles! No, really! We’re all REEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLL impressed down here!

What are you cesiuming? I’m having trouble hearing you.

“I also have to acknowledge that the term “alphanista” exists”

Well you kept the mask of reasonableness up for about 75 words. Keep on trying!

Ok bud. Way to stick the landing.