You want attention so badly. It’d be adorable if you weren’t so filled with hate and (I am guessing) completely unfuckable!

And we all know that “black” is the worst possible insult for you guys.

North Korea? Seems obvious if you’ve been watching the news.

Get those on Etsy and you’ll be rich in no time.

Please respond to NewAroundHere. I can’t wait to see what you pull out of your ass.

The people we don’t like have to take responsibility, and part of that is voting with their brain. Maybe this will be a wake up call that a lot of people apparently need. (I wouldn’t bet on it though.)

Here’s something interesting about that little girl:

What industry do you mean? Di Modica paid for the statue himself (or at least $350,000 worth of it, maybe it cost more than that).

I think that the context of what he’s tweeting about should warrant a proofread, no? I mean I made three typos on that last sentence and went back to correct them, and I’m just some asshole typing a comment.

Not knowing how to shake hands needs to be more loudly condemned in society. It’s as bad as mixing up the order between putting your junk back into your pants and leaving the washroom.

Ok. Good talk.

It would be nice if they gave honest answers.

I haven’t played Journey and I still felt like Abzu was leaning too hard on it.

What do you want out of this article? Do you have real women friends that you are unable to decide whether or not to invite to your game nights? Are they adult humans? If so, do they like games? Do they like each other? Do they like the men you’re inviting? Would they all want to play games with another? Do you need…

Best Pokemon generation in ages.

Well, ISIS is known for inventing riding in the back of trucks.

I’m sure they’ll learn their lesson.

Why would you ever think it would have split-screen co-op? (which is the correct terminology vs couch co-op)

Agreed. I’ve gotten more people to play Castle Crashers than I can count. I dream of a day when I can play something like ME in couch co-op. Man, a fucking Star Trek game where my partner and I could go on away missions, make story decisions, actually have game interactions that went outside smashing stuff...

Definitely the worst sentence in the whole screed.